The Perenial Aftershave

Last night was the primary school Christmas fayre. You know what they’re like; tombola, raffle, cakes, book stall, sweets, handmade decorations. Pretty standard stuff really.

Verity had a go on the tombola. Our girls tend to do well on them and I did have my eye on a hotel of Jagameister at the back. Sadly, no Jagameister for me. No, I got aftershave.

You only have to look at the box to realise the this bottle of men’s cologne has been around the block a bit. But, just how many times has this been donated to a raffle or tombola?

Well, fortunately for this bottle of aftershave it’s now in the hands of a perennial tightarse. Which means that I’ll blooming well use it! After all, it cost me a while pound!

Thanks for reading.


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