The Rolling Stones once sang âMaybe then Iâll fade away and not have to face the facts, Itâs not easy facing up when your whole world is blackâ in their 1966 classic Paint it Black. And here and now today in 2017 itâs Black Friday and our world is turning black.
Thanksgiving and Black Friday
As a Yorkshireman, an Englishman, a British person* the phenomenon of Black Friday is still pretty new to me. In the UK we are well accustomed to the Boxing Day Sales. However, the thought of dragging myself out on Boxing Day to go shopping fills me with more dread that stepping into a cage with a hungry lion! Of course, online shopping simplifies matters if you really want to grab a bargain so weâre all good there. But, we now seem to have adopted the US tradition of Black Friday. In case you really donât know what that is is the Friday after Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is celebrated in the US on the fourth Thursday of November and is an essentially a celebration of the harvest. Black Friday is basically when shops slash prices and people go crazy to grab a bargain. I have two issues with this.
False savings
Firstly, spending money on something you didnât plan to buy, simply because itâs 80% off, isnât actually saving you any money at all. If there is something you want, or preferably need, and you can wait until Black Friday (the same applies to the Boxing Day and New Year sales) then fine – wait and save money. But spending money for the sake of it winds me up no end and thatâs one issue with society today. I do try and be measured with spending money on none essentials. I ask myself two important questions; 1, can I afford it and 2, do I/we need it? If the answer to both is yes then go for it – but even then I might decline the opportunity.
Today, for example. I NEED a new pair of road running shoes because my current pair has clocked up 1300km and are wearing out. I do a lot of running and they are a tool rather than a luxury item. I can tick the âI need itâ box there. I bargain hunted and settled on a pair that (including delivery) would cost just under ÂŁ40 so then I look at the âcan I afford itâ box. Technically the answer is âyes I canâ. However, I then apply some considerations such as Helenâs birthday next week and the fast approaching spendathon, also known as Christmas with four girls. I wonder if that ÂŁ40 could be better spent (or saved). I decide that I can make my current trainers last a few more weeks until the Boxing Day/New Year sales.
Batshit crazy people
My second issue is that people go crazy. I mean, batshit, fruit loop crazy about Black Friday. You see people go bananas in shops and physically fighting over goods (usual large screen TVs) and generally being absolute arseholes all for the sake of saving some money buying items they donât need in the first place. It brings out the depraved depths of humanity and materialistic living. Itâs disgusting. Really, it is.
Frankly, I donât know why us Brits have adopted black Friday. Oh, yes itâs because companies have imported the concept for us and told us we want it. Commercialism at itâs absolute best. Well, itâs not for me. I will, of course, take advantage if there is something I need and can wait for a price drop but please stop calling it Black Friday. Crikey – weâll be cooking Turkey in November next and sitting down for a Thanksgiving holiday!
Anyway, enjoy some Rolling Stones!
Thanks for reading.
Dave